Kevin Hill

After being born Kevin lived for several years without being a member of alt.news 26:46. But after pressure from the top pushed him to disrespectful levels of knowledgeability he quickly joined up with the zany group known as the Packed of Traveling Boysenberries. Ah yes, but this soon grew old and he was ready for something new, something more “alternative” you could say. Yes, you could. So he joined the group known as “alt.news 26:46.” alt.news coupled with his pungent sense of know-how quickly turned into something worth talking about. With such hits as “STACHE,” “FaceDip,” and “Museum of Sex” they went on to win all sorts of awards, dedicating each to him, and even made a memorial in his honor; the unveiling of which he personally attended.

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